Balaness is not the loss of balance, but the liberation from its tyranny.
「CHINA COFFEE ARCHIVE · THE PROCLAMATION」
BE IT KNOWN:
Exaggeration: innocent.
Crushing claims: innocent.
Advertising to the sky: innocent.
One heavy word from a taster — fifty thousand yuan, thirty days of apology, pinned.
The merchant’s brag is “reasonable latitude”.
The people’s plain word is “disparagement”.
Flavor may crush all.
The tongue may judge nothing.
This can holds no beans.
It holds evidence.
All who taste are witnesses.
ARCHIVED: 2026.03.19 — SUMMONS SERVED
LOT: ARCHIVE-001
中国咖啡历史存档 · 风味檄
檄曰：
夸大其词者，无罪。
风味吊打者，无罪。
宣传上天者，无罪。
独尝者，言重一字—— 赔五万，置顶谢罪三十日。
商人之吹嘘，名曰「合理限度」；
百姓之直言，罪曰「贬损同行」。
风味可以吊打一切。
舌头不得评价风味。
此罐不售豆。
此罐存证。
凡过舌者，皆是见证人。
存档：2026.03.19（传票日）
批次：ARCHIVE-001